Fiona In Wonderland Ch6

Fiona in Wonderland Ch 6

Meeting the Top Cat.

Fiona walked through the forest still confident that she'll reach her goal. But pretty soon she got lost inside the dark forest.

Fiona: *gulp* In retrospect, I think I should have asked that caterpillar for directions…

As she walked she started to hear a mysterious, casual voice singing…

Fiona: Again with the singing? Who's there?

??? : *Singing* Twas Brillig
And the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe

Second Chorus

Twas Brillig
And the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe

Soon she saw a body form, Fiona was startled but confused when the body formed into a purple and pink striped mobian cat wearing a fancy suit and cane

Fiona: A………Cat?

Cat: Not just any cat…….I am a Cheshire Cat. *winks at her*

Fiona: Uh Ok……..Pleasure to meet you "Cheshire" I'm Fiona Fox……

Cheshire: Nice to meet you too. *disappears, then reappears in front of her*

Fiona: EEP! *backs up a bit*

Cheshire: *chuckles*

Fiona: How did you-?

Cheshire: It's a natural talent of mine…

Fiona: Uh Right……..Anyway do you know how to get out of here?

Cheshire: Sadly I don't……….But you can always ask The Mad Hatter……

Fiona: Who?

Cheshire: The Mad Hatter. He lives to the left. But you can also see his wife, she lives
to the right. However she's also mad.

Fiona: huh. Interesting………

Cheshire: I'd suggest his wife. She may be mad, but she's less mad than he.

Fiona: I guess I'll check with his wife then.

So she head right. As she walked she started to hear questionable noises. As she walked
towards the sounds, she saw a Familiar Green hedgehog in a fancy suit and top hat making out with a familiar brown female cat.

Fiona: Is that……Scourge and Aravi?

Fiona decided to head to their house as the Scourge "look alike" notices her.

Hatter (Scourge): Don't look now my dear but it appears we have company!

Wife (Aravi): *sees Fiona in an upside-down vision*

Fiona: Hi!

Wife: Uhh…….NO ROOM! THERE'S NO ROOM HERE!

Hatter: Yeah! There's no room….!

Fiona: Whoa easy there you two. So there's no room for what exactly?

Wife:  No room for our Unbirthday party, that's what. *sits up*

Fiona: I'm sorry…….."Unbirthday Party"?

Hatter: Wow….You don't know what an Unbirthday Party is?

Wife: You what miss fox, come come! sit sit honey!

Fiona was then directed to a seat in between Aravi and Hatter.

Wife: Want some tea? *hands her some*

Fiona: Sure. *takes the cup*

Hatter: So Ms.…….Fiona was it? What brings you to our humble abode?

Fiona: I'm just looking for a way out of this for--*before she could finish she accidently spilled her tea* Awww…..Hey mind if I could get some more?

Wife: Why don't you finish what you already have?

Hatter: CLEAN CUP! MOVE DOWN!!!

*Soon Fiona felt the married couple drag her down a couple seats before sitting back down*

Wife: More tea, sweetie?

Fiona: Sure.

Wife: Extra Sugar? *fills Fiona's cup past the brim with Sugar*

Fiona: Uhhh Thanks…..Anyways, mind telling me what an Unbirthday is?

Hatter: Well I'm glad you asked. *He then tuned to his wife and smiled* Shall we explain to her my dear?

Wife: We shall.

Soon the hatter's wife began to make the pots preform a tune.

Hatter: Now it's a known fact that every year you get ONE birthday.

Wife: *giggles* Just Imagine, ONE birthday every year…but that leaves room for 364
UNbirthdays!

Fiona: Oh! I get it now! I guess today is MY Unbirthday too!

Hatter: Really now?

Wife: WHEE! *Starts to sing* A very merry unbirthday!

Fiona: To me?

Hatter: To you!

BOTH: A very merry unbirthday

Fiona: For me?

Wife: For you!

Hatter: Now blow the candle out my dear, and make your wish come true!

Fiona: *blows out the candles, which blow up like firecrackers*

BOTH: A merry merry unbirthday to you!

As she looked up she saw a small object floating down in a parachute. As she caught and
unwrapped it, it reveals itself to be a Baby Johnny Wolf.

Fiona: Awww! A little Baby Johnny! <

Wife: He DOES look cute!

Hatter: *pours himself another cup of tea* So Fiona, tell us about yourself.

Fiona: Well I'm actually from this place called Moebius……and you two remind me of two of
my friends.

Hatter: Interesting…..

Fiona: And I'm actually here because of-*before she could finish her sentence, Fiona was
crashed into by Bunnie who was in even more of a hurry*

Fiona: YOU!

Bunnie: YOU!?

Hatter: You know each other?

Fiona: HARDLY!

Bunnie: Ah am most running late! Mind showing me to--

Wife: *takes her watch*

Bunnie: HEY!

Wife: Your watch is Two day's slow! Of course you're late!

Bunnie: TWO DAY'S SLOW!?!

Fiona: Oh brother…..

Wife: Think you can fix it Hatter, honey?

Hatter: No prob Sweetie. Let's have a look at it.

Hatter takes the watch, opens it up and looks at it through a salt dispenser.

Hatter: Interesting……..I've found Problem! It's all these parts inside the watch. Honey
can you hand me the jam and butter?

Wife: Of course. *gets both and then watches as Hatter spreads it ion the watch.*
Anything else? Sugar? Tea? Mustard?

Hatter: Everything please……..Except the Mustard, I mean c'mon that's just silly *after a
few seconds….* And there! That should do it.

All of a sudden the watch starts spazing out.

Baby Johnny: *crying as Fiona holds him close*

Wife: OMG! IT'S A MAD WATCH!!!! TAKE COVER!!!!!! *hides under the table*

Hatter: Ugh! Must I do everything!?

So with no delay Hatter quickly grabbed a hammer and destroyed the watch.

Hatter: *looks at it, and gives it to Bunnie* Two day's slow, that's what it is.

Bunnie: *sobbing* Mah Watch! And it was an Unbirthday Present Too!

Fiona: Geez-I feel sorry for yo-AH!!! *gets shoved aside by Hatter and Wife*

Hatter/Wife: A VER MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!

Bunnie: uh……Thanks? O_o

Fiona sighed and took her leave, with little baby Johnny in her arms……